Hemorrhoids Brazilianwax Meme ~

Here's a bizarre meme that I had to do (?) Due to Tamara ... again. xD. Dear

Ice.

I do not really know how to tell you this, But Does Our horoscope match. I think I realize it When your dwarf bit me Outside of Chicago and I saw you drive out my father. I'm sure you're scarred enough to Understand That Santa does not exist. I'm Returning your memories from the military service to you, but I'll keep your grades from college as a memory. You Should Also Know That I Was Interviewed by the Times about Oprah Winfrey Imitations.

Good luck on your short-term leave from jail, Water.

Now taggeo to: lu_shiori , C HTMLXC sonomi_r , nahiara_hime , dimishing_moon and seraph_yamo (A Lore: I taggeo for you put something on your LJ, then you translate xD; to Yamo Moon: The taggeo because it gave me the numbers. o.)
And now, how do the meme:


Rules: do the letter-meme , 5 Other people tag and leave a comment Informing Them Them That They Have Been tagged, Then copy the "how-to" letter-meme, and finish your Journal entry.

How you do the letter-meme: Dear
(Who left the last person to comment on your Journal).

I do not really know how to tell you this, pero ___1___. I think I realize it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to UNDERSTAND ___7___. I'm Returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep as a memory ___9___. You Should Also Know That I ___10___ ___11___.

___12___,-Your name-


1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over White
- I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope
Does not match Grey - You're a pervert Yellow
- I 'm selling
myself Pink - Your nostrils tore
insulting Brown - The mafia wants you No shirt
-
're a loser Other - I'm in love with your sister


2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night February
-
Last year March - When your dwarf bit me April
- When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May June - When you put cuffs on me July
- When I Threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped October
- When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok December
- When I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of GirlAustralia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family